Survey says!

Hey all, here are the results of the Very American Poll for my sister's 4th of July Patriot Crawl, which was held on the wrong continent entirely. Original questions and answers from the internet were here on lj and here on dw. If you squint (or don't), you can guess which answers came from fandom. :P

1. ( After area 51, which US city or landmark is most likely to be a top secret military repository of alien artifacts? )

2. ( After the White House, which US city or landmark is most likely to destroyed by alien invaders in a show of force? )

3. ( Which US city or landmark is most likely to be the secret headquarters of the human resistance forces? )

4. ( Which group is most likely to be a member of the human resistance forces? [e.g., IT professionals, Tenured professors, Card carrying ACLU members, Tea Party presidential candidates, Star Trek fans in full Klingon regalia, etc] )

5. ( Which group is most likely to betray humanity by joining with the alien invaders? [e.g., IT professionals, Tenured professors, Card carrying ACLU members, Tea Party presidential candidates, Star Trek fans in full Klingon regalia, etc]  )

6. ( Which US tradition, food item, or movie cliche is most likely to lead to total and utter annihilation of the alien invaders? )